- The Age of Universal Authorship
- The canon of the self.
- The simulation of life.
- The concept of dread.
- The spirit of ennui.
- The terror of possibility.
- The wordlessness of memory.
- The skinniness of affluence.
- The 5th of November.
- The gorgeous face-pulling of a cappella groups.
- The avoidance of flossing.
- The bleeding of gums.
- The reliability of box wine.
- The tonic of my gin.