(Written October 19, 2016)
- The logic of doors and locks.
- The mindfuckery of keys.
- The vainglory of birds.
- The sweetness of basil.
- The tartness of acetone.
- The weight of Newton’s gravity.
- The contrivance of Panic! at the Disco.
- The consistency of Microsoft Tech Support phone scams.
- The flat tummies of ectomorphs.
- The vagrancy of socks.
- The stickiness of books.
- The importance of your thyroid.
- The Nobel Prize of Bob Dylan.
- The haemorrhage of Donald Trump.